Ruin a wish.

In this game, you wish for something, the next person grants your wish, but with a negative side effect, for example:

Dooba: I wish I could fly
Dio: granted, but you can never touch the ground again
i wish dragons were real
1059860: granted, but a dragon eats you.

ok, lets go

I wish i never ever got homework again

then the dog would eat your shoes

and you have to make a wish

I wish i had a parrot =]

granted but it went crazy and destroyed your house.

i wish i could fly

granted but the catapult that made you fly crashed you into a building.

i wish it wasn't snowing

granted but its now raining mudkips

i wish pokemon was real

granted, but an angry gyarados just destroyed your house

i wish i had a cyndaquil

granted but it disobeys you

i wish my infernape in pokemon platinum was lv 100 (right now its lv 71)

granted but now you can't EV it fast.

i wish i had some mtn dew

granted but it explodes and kills you

i wish the cake didn`t take so long to bake

granted but it now grows bigger then your oven and overflows all over your kitchen

i wish i had a cookie with milk

granted but it tastes like a rock

i wish for pizza

granted but it has too much cheese and it constipates you

i wish for a dodge truck =]

granted but its just a toy

i wish mmore people would post here

granted but too many in one post gets crowded

i wish i had some tacobell

granted but there was spiders in your tacos.

i wish for a dsi

granted but the cameras are disfunctional

i wish for the heat to come on in my room

granted but it turns to 1 millionn degrees and you overheat

i wish my sister wasn`t so greedy

granted then your house became over filled with food and you got roaches

i wish i was listening to if you only knew by shinedown atm

granted but your ears popped

i wish i wasn`t sick

granted but your family gets sick

i wish i had another blanket near me

ganted but it is dirty

i wish i had mario and sonic at the olympic winter games.

granted but your wii/ds breaks

i wish i had something to eat, lol. like some pumpkin pie

granted but it poisons you

i wish for pizza again