Ruin a wish.

the pizza constipates you again

i wish for a pet armadillo cuz cute

granted but it kills you

i wish my sister would get off my ds.

granted but she throws it and it breaks

i wish my ex would stop making me think about him right now >.>

granted but you die

i wish for pizza that can`t constipate me

granted but you eat too much and your stomach goes BOOM

i wish i wasn't hungry now

granted but now your too full to eat ever again and you have a pain in your stomach

i wish i wasn`t fat

granted but now your bones are overly fragile

i wish i could pee in the snow, it sounds fun to do, lol.

granted but later on you get in a snowball fight and touch the pee snow.

i wish i wasn`t fat and my bones weren`t overly fragile.

granted but now your stomach is too small to hold 7 slices of cake

i wish i had a penguin

granted but the penguin ran away

i wish christmas vacation would come sooner.

granted but now you get homework sooner too

i wish my penguin didn't run away

granted but it kiilled you

i wish my youtube chanel was more popular

granted but it got spammed

i wish that i couldn't die from a penguin and it didn't run away, lol.

granted but it smells bad

i wish for an infernape

granted but it uses blast burn in your house and it gets destroyed

i wish i had a treeco

granted but it runs away

i wish i had an infernape that didn`t know blast burn

Sucks to your ass-mar, it has it.
I wish I had my license.

granted but you get lost

i wish i didn't have to run pointless errands for my mom

Granted, but she gives twice as much a week later.

I wish I had a pony.

granted but it gets loose in your house and destroys the kitchen

i wish i could go snowboarding

granted but you fall of a cliff on the side of the mountian your snowboarding down and you die

i wish for lols

Granted but the page you are typing on become spam'd with L-O-S's and you can't type anything else.

i wish that i couldn't die from my wishes

granted but now you keep throwing up and you can`t stop

i wish for choclate